"No, not real real." It is a good thing that lightsabers are not real. There would be fights on the streets and lost limbs (mostly hands) everywhere. New York had a bad enough litter problem.

"Why didn't you?" Kate does not collect weapons. She collects depression glass jars, vintage dresses, buttons, and exes. "If it makes you happy..." She trails off clearly meaning that he should buy it. "Expand your weapon nerdiness."